May 2020 - April 2021
These are the people to blame for this kennel. If you have questions they are the ones to ask. Look for any of them at a Hash!
Grand Master (GM)
Like a lazy, unqualified child who inherited the company and gets to call herself the “boss” but doesn’t really do anything, the GM manages the kennel from her high-horse and pretends that she matters (and picks up the slack from the other MisManagers while keeping the kennel from spiraling to its death).
Religious Advisor (RA)
Lone Wanker, Leohard, Twilight Sprinkle
Runs Chalk Talk and Circle. Handles introductions, down-down instructions, etc. Leads the group in song and upholds hash traditions.
Like a Hash treasurer. Collects Hash Cash, keeps tabs on attendance, manages our tiny hash fund, and embezzles money.
Poonshine in Paradise
Responsible for obtaining beverages/food/ice for each hash, getting loaded coolers to the hare(s) before each hash, and storing coolers and leftovers between hashes.
Dewey Do Cum on Me, Chad Wang Gacy
Ensures that every planned hash has one or more hares by actively annoying hashers until they commit to doing it. Creates and updates events on our various websites.
Manages the website, as well as social media groups (Facebook, Meetup, etc.), and updates them periodically and subject to MisManagement requests.
Crumb Bitch Crumb, Cuntlery
Takes pictures at every hash, posts them to our social media sites, and writes a little summary about what happened. Summaries include: interesting things that happened on trail, namings, embarrassing/stupid moments, birthdays, etc.
In charge of Hash outreach. Advertises our group to unsuspecting virgins through bribes and creepy coercion.