Upcumming Hashes

Obligatory COVID-19 update (3/31/2020)

Per the recommendations of... everyone, we will be abstaining from physically congregating/hashing through March until the Man says it's safe to do so again. In the meantime, keep an eye out for virtual trails and drinking practices hosted on Zoom/Skype. We may or may not remember to update this update; so if this is still here in October, either we're all down with the sickness or the Web Meister sucks.

Stay safe; drink Malort.

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  • We hash on Saturdays at 4:00pm during Daylight Savings (summer) and at 2:00pm in the winter.
  • We also hash on the Thursday closest to the full moon at 7:00pm (the following Saturday is skipped).
  • Visiting on a non-hash day? Give us a heads up and maybe we can arrange an impromptu hash/drinking practice!
  • Our trails start 30 minutes after the posted start time. Show up on time and have a pre-trail beer with us!
  • Our schedule sometimes gets bumped around and doesn't always exactly follow the above plan, so don't bust your nut too early. Events are generally scheduled one month at a time, at the beginning of each month. They are posted here and on our..

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